Myrtle Beach Real Estate

Some of the More Annoying Phrases in Real Estate

Here are a few of the ones that I could live without.

• The signs that say "We Buy Homes"
  • Liars
• 100% Commission
  • Get serious, you have to make money somehow.  How about a bunch of other fees?
• #1 or Best Agent
  • I know a 100 of you.  You can't all be #1
• FSBO
  • That is "For Sale by Owner."  Stop trying to dehumanize someone who tries to sell their own home.  Most will not be successful and will need an agent.  It will probably be one who did not talk down to them.
• Priced to Sell
  • Thank God, I hate the ones that are priced not to sell.
• Motivated Seller
  • The others don't want to sell their homes?
• Will consider all offers
  • How about $5.00?  The guy at the get rich quick seminar said I can buy them for that.  It only cost me $2995.00 to learn how.
• Cute Home
  • Admit it, it is tiny.
• A Charmer
  • Bring on the Cobras.
• A one of a Kind
  • Why did they stop making them like that?
• Must See!
  • What will happen if I close my eyes?
  • How does it smell?
• Don't Miss This One!
  • Hmm, I bet it is a must see.

Feel free to add a few of your own favorites.

*Written by Randy L. Prothero - Hawaii