Myrtle Beach Real Estate News, Myrtle Beach Oceanfront

September 2007

Myrtle Beach Condo Market - Third Quarter 2007 Report

Posted by Mirela Monte on September 28th, 2007 7:32 PM

Selling Your Home Using a Land Contract of Sale

Posted by Mirela Monte on September 27th, 2007 3:20 PM

Mechanic's Lien filed against a condo project

Posted by Mirela Monte on September 26th, 2007 6:33 PM

North Myrtle Beach, SC, Homes sold in August, 2007

Posted by Mirela Monte on September 25th, 2007 3:14 PM

Little River, SC, Home Sales for August 2007

Posted by Mirela Monte on September 24th, 2007 1:58 PM

Myrtle Beach Real Estate News

Posted by Mirela Monte on September 20th, 2007 2:22 AM

November 2009

Thanksgiving Divorce

Posted by Mirela Monte on November 26th, 2009 1:42 PM

Darn Technology!

Posted by Mirela Monte on November 25th, 2009 12:51 PM

Myrtle Beach Oceanfront Slaughter Fest:

Posted by Mirela Monte on November 24th, 2009 10:54 PM

Myrtle Beach Real Estate Market Report: October 2007 vs. October 2009

Posted by Mirela Monte on November 20th, 2009 10:33 PM

October 2009

Darlene Olivo, The Darling of Myrtle Beach Real Estate, Turns 29 ...Again!

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 7th, 2009 1:06 AM

September 2009

Just Listed! 112 Cypress Point Myrtle Beach, SC 29579

Posted by Mirela Monte on September 29th, 2009 11:48 AM

Just Listed! 724 Underwood Dr. Murrells Inlet, SC 29576

Posted by Mirela Monte on September 29th, 2009 11:08 AM

Life is Short. Live it Well! Gratitude is the seed of happiness...

Posted by Mirela Monte on September 22nd, 2009 11:52 PM

A Day in the Life of a Myrtle Beach Realtor

Posted by Mirela Monte on September 13th, 2009 11:23 AM

Seven Things I Learned Doing Short Sales For the Past Three Years:

Posted by Mirela Monte on September 10th, 2009 3:11 PM

Myrtle Beach - The State of The Condo Report:

Posted by Mirela Monte on September 9th, 2009 8:28 PM

July 2009

Foreclosures in The Myrtle Beach Area - Market Report - The Past 90 Days:

Posted by Mirela Monte on July 16th, 2009 12:01 AM

June 2009

Mirela Gets Some Major Kudos:

Posted by Mirela Monte on June 18th, 2009 12:44 AM

SC Supreme Court Agrees to Hear the Myrtle Beach Helmet Law Case:

Posted by Mirela Monte on June 16th, 2009 10:53 PM

Facebook Vanity Plates: www.Facebook.com/YourNameHere

Posted by Mirela Monte on June 16th, 2009 12:40 AM

May 2009

Myrtle Beach Condos - Market Activity for the past 3 Months - March 1 - May 30, 2009

Posted by Mirela Monte on May 30th, 2009 3:52 PM

Myrtle Beach Homes - Market Report for Sales Activity in the last 90 Days - May 2009

Posted by Mirela Monte on May 29th, 2009 6:44 PM

Myrtle Beach Area Bank Owned (REO's), Short Sales and Foreclosures - Market Report - May 2009

Posted by Mirela Monte on May 28th, 2009 11:33 AM

Avoid Foreclosure - Many Options Await You:

Posted by Mirela Monte on May 21st, 2009 12:49 PM

Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver... And Other Fine Tunes Revamped for the Aging Boomers:

Posted by Mirela Monte on May 20th, 2009 2:54 PM

Waterway Homes Sold in the Myrtle Beach Area in the Past 12 Months - May 2008-May 2009:

Posted by Mirela Monte on May 19th, 2009 11:13 AM

Economic Calendar, May 18, 2009: What's Moving Mortgage Rates This Week?

Posted by Mirela Monte on May 19th, 2009 12:11 AM

Lease To Own Agreements: Are They Dangerous?

Posted by Mirela Monte on May 15th, 2009 10:34 PM

FHA to Permit $8,000 Tax Credit as Downpayment

Posted by Mirela Monte on May 12th, 2009 5:39 PM

The Buyer's Market: It's Over-Rated

Posted by Mirela Monte on May 8th, 2009 8:15 PM

Beware of Foreclosure Scams!

Posted by Mirela Monte on May 5th, 2009 1:32 PM

Do You Qualify for a Short Sale?

Posted by Mirela Monte on May 3rd, 2009 6:56 PM

April 2009

Big, Bad, Buying Mistakes

Posted by Mirela Monte on April 28th, 2009 3:14 PM

Myrtle Beach Fires - My Video Account

Posted by Mirela Monte on April 24th, 2009 4:30 PM

Homebuyer Tax Credit Modifications Explained:

Posted by Mirela Monte on April 1st, 2009 1:19 PM

March 2009

Foreclosures 101 - Analyze Foreclosures by State, County and Zip Code

Posted by Mirela Monte on March 25th, 2009 12:51 AM

LOL FRIDAY - Why Parents Drink:

Posted by Mirela Monte on March 20th, 2009 12:14 PM

Making Home Affordable Loan Modification Program

Posted by Mirela Monte on March 19th, 2009 11:29 PM

Obama's Homeowner Stimulus Plan... Do You Qualify? Beat the Recession Site

Posted by Mirela Monte on March 18th, 2009 12:10 AM

What Any Smart Realtor Will Tell You... On Pricing The Listings:

Posted by Mirela Monte on March 15th, 2009 7:25 PM

Your Appraisal Is Wrong!

Posted by Mirela Monte on March 14th, 2009 7:55 PM

Homes in the Myrtle Beach Area: January and February 2009 Market Report

Posted by Mirela Monte on March 14th, 2009 12:54 AM

LOL Fridays: Full Disclosure!!

Posted by Mirela Monte on March 13th, 2009 11:53 AM

Short Sale Discussion

Posted by Mirela Monte on March 12th, 2009 5:42 PM

Cliffs Notes on The Banking and Housing Debacle on Video: REMARKABLE!

Posted by Mirela Monte on March 9th, 2009 9:11 PM

"Bad Bank" - Radio Program's Compelling Explanation of the Bank Collapse

Posted by Mirela Monte on March 8th, 2009 3:37 PM

Laugh Out Loud Friday: 50 Years of Math

Posted by Mirela Monte on March 6th, 2009 10:42 AM

Do I Qualify for the President's Plan? Here's Where You Go to Find Out

Posted by Mirela Monte on March 5th, 2009 2:04 PM

The $8,000 Tax Credit Credit

Posted by Mirela Monte on March 4th, 2009 11:51 AM

The New Budget Plan by the Numbers And the State of the Economy

Posted by Mirela Monte on March 2nd, 2009 9:35 PM

The Five Things We Should Be Teaching Our Children:

Posted by Mirela Monte on March 1st, 2009 12:07 AM

February 2009

Optimist Laugh Out Loud Friday: The Devil and The Old Man

Posted by Mirela Monte on February 27th, 2009 1:46 PM

Seven Websites To Help You Determine If The Neighborhood is Right For You:

Posted by Mirela Monte on February 26th, 2009 1:19 PM

Is it now Cheaper to Own Than it is to Rent?

Posted by Mirela Monte on February 25th, 2009 11:42 AM

Have You Ever Wondered...

Posted by Mirela Monte on February 21st, 2009 2:29 PM

Obama's Aggressive Mortgage Recovery Plan is Unveiled

Posted by Mirela Monte on February 21st, 2009 1:50 AM

My thoughts on the housing bailout plan

Posted by Mirela Monte on February 19th, 2009 12:06 AM

Senate Passes Stimulus Package (By 60 To 38 Vote)

Posted by Mirela Monte on February 14th, 2009 3:35 PM

Stimulus Bill Passes, but the $15,000 Home Buyer Tax Credit is Wiped Out

Posted by Mirela Monte on February 12th, 2009 12:17 PM

It's The Eleventh Hour: Do You Know Where Your Money Is? URGENT CALL TO ACTION!

Posted by Mirela Monte on February 9th, 2009 6:43 PM

January 2009

House Passes Stimulus Bill 01/28/2009

Posted by Mirela Monte on January 29th, 2009 10:43 AM

With Trends Like These, Who Needs Enemas?

Posted by Mirela Monte on January 23rd, 2009 7:59 PM

Freddie/Fannie Suspend Foreclosures Until 1-31-09 (Reminder)

Posted by Mirela Monte on January 22nd, 2009 1:20 PM

26th Annual Lowcountry Oyster Festival at Boone Hall Plantation

Posted by Mirela Monte on January 19th, 2009 11:03 PM

Homes for Sale at The Grande Dunes in Myrtle Beach - January 2009 Report

Posted by Mirela Monte on January 18th, 2009 2:51 AM

How Company Logos Will Look Like When The Crisis is Finally Over...

Posted by Mirela Monte on January 15th, 2009 1:14 PM

USDA Rural Housing Loans... The Most Under-Utilized Mortgage Program In America

Posted by Mirela Monte on January 13th, 2009 12:11 PM

Use a 6 month gift from a relative to buy a home, thanks to the Tax Credit

Posted by Mirela Monte on January 12th, 2009 3:42 PM

2009 Market and Economic Predictions

Posted by Mirela Monte on January 11th, 2009 12:06 AM

Things to Remember That Changed for 2009:

Posted by Mirela Monte on January 9th, 2009 2:47 PM

December 2008

Here are all the New Laws - The Housing Recovery Act - the "For Dummies" Version...

Posted by Mirela Monte on December 26th, 2008 11:48 PM

Merry Christmas! La Multi Ani si Sarbatori Fericite! Joyeux Noel! Fröhliche Weihnachten! Milad Majid! Feliz Navidad!

Posted by Mirela Monte on December 25th, 2008 1:04 AM

Ho, Ho, Ho's for Naughty Boys and Girls...

Posted by Mirela Monte on December 13th, 2008 4:11 PM

This Week's Economic Calendar: What is going on with Rates?

Posted by Mirela Monte on December 8th, 2008 4:46 PM

Mortgage Rates at 4.5%?!?!

Posted by Mirela Monte on December 4th, 2008 11:53 PM

Put Away Your Credit Cards and Give Something of Value This Christmas!

Posted by Mirela Monte on December 4th, 2008 1:02 PM

November 2008

Myrtle Beach Area Condos - 3rd Quarter Sales Comparison Between 2007 and 2008

Posted by Mirela Monte on November 25th, 2008 2:16 PM

Millionaires Pinch Pennies Too! How do You Think They Got That Way?

Posted by Mirela Monte on November 22nd, 2008 5:21 PM

IMPORTANT CONSUMER WARNING:

Posted by Mirela Monte on November 21st, 2008 5:14 PM

The Optimist Challenge

Posted by Mirela Monte on November 19th, 2008 1:38 AM

Celebrity Real Estate

Posted by Mirela Monte on November 15th, 2008 12:34 AM

Interest Rate History over the past 20 years

Posted by Mirela Monte on November 14th, 2008 1:36 PM

Myrtle Beach Area Real Estate Sales - October 2008

Posted by Mirela Monte on November 13th, 2008 9:04 PM

What can we do for you?

Posted by Mirela Monte on November 7th, 2008 6:01 PM

October 2008

"I Want to Do a Short Sale" Says the Seller

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 31st, 2008 4:23 PM

Practice Safe Hex

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 31st, 2008 12:39 AM

Two Reasons Why Grandparents Can't Be Trusted To Baby-sit

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 30th, 2008 11:02 PM

Myrtle Beach Area Million Dollar Homes Sold in October 2008

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 29th, 2008 12:50 AM

This week's Economic calendar. Shold I Lock, or Should I Float?

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 27th, 2008 8:52 PM

Pillow Talk: The artful placement of pillows

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 26th, 2008 3:05 AM

Very Important Update About the Myrtle Beach Real Estate Market:

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 23rd, 2008 1:36 PM

The Ken to her Barbie

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 23rd, 2008 11:41 AM

Should I lock or should I float?

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 22nd, 2008 11:55 AM

Myrtle Beach Foreclosures

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 21st, 2008 11:27 PM

Buyer Beware: Always Record Your Interest in Real Estate!

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 20th, 2008 11:43 PM

Condos in the Myrtle Beach Area - 3rd Quarter 2008 Report:

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 11th, 2008 9:33 PM

Stock Market Terminology - The Accurate Version!

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 11th, 2008 2:39 AM

Stock Market "Punishing Week"...

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 10th, 2008 6:12 PM

Myrtle Beach Real Estate Market Report - September 2008

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 9th, 2008 1:00 AM

Shut Up Already! Now, Give me the Good News About This Market!

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 8th, 2008 2:19 AM

Can you buy a 3Br. Oceanfront Condo for under $300,000? Heck, YES!!!

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 1st, 2008 10:09 PM

September 2008

BUY REAL ESTATE NOW!

Posted by Mirela Monte on September 19th, 2008 2:24 PM

Have Cash? REO Deal of the Century in a Nanosecond

Posted by Mirela Monte on September 16th, 2008 2:00 AM

The New Husband Store - Humor

Posted by Mirela Monte on September 14th, 2008 12:35 AM

9/11 - Rising From The Ashes... Very Moving Tribute!

Posted by Mirela Monte on September 11th, 2008 11:42 AM

Margate Tower at Kingston Plantation in Myrtle Beach

Posted by Mirela Monte on September 10th, 2008 9:51 PM

Myrtle Beach Real Estate Market Report - August 2008

Posted by Mirela Monte on September 9th, 2008 12:50 AM

Hurricane Hanna and Memories of Floyd...

Posted by Mirela Monte on September 6th, 2008 2:33 AM

10 Reasons to Visit Myrtle Beach:

Posted by Mirela Monte on September 4th, 2008 7:02 PM

Foreclosures: Where's The Beef?

Posted by Mirela Monte on September 4th, 2008 6:57 PM

August 2008

A Quick Lesson in "Southern" from a Transplanted Foreigner:

Posted by Mirela Monte on August 31st, 2008 5:03 PM

Next Wave of Foreclosures Hits

Posted by Mirela Monte on August 28th, 2008 1:56 PM

Some of the More Annoying Phrases in Real Estate

Posted by Mirela Monte on August 27th, 2008 12:54 AM

Grande Dunes 2008 Market Report:

Posted by Mirela Monte on August 26th, 2008 1:53 AM

IT TAKES COURAGE TO BE RICH

Posted by Mirela Monte on August 24th, 2008 2:21 PM

July 2008

Weekly Economic Data

Posted by Mirela Monte on July 21st, 2008 7:31 PM

Myrtle Beach Waterway Home: Pre Foreclosure... Save a cool $ 1MIL

Posted by Mirela Monte on July 20th, 2008 2:35 AM

Myrtle Beach Condos: 7,727 Available, 255 sold

Posted by Mirela Monte on July 16th, 2008 2:59 AM

Myrtle Beach Homes Sold in June 2008:

Posted by Mirela Monte on July 11th, 2008 1:17 AM

Weekly Update

Posted by Mirela Monte on July 9th, 2008 12:28 AM

June 2008

The Difference Between the Mortgage Forgiveness Debt Relief Act of 2007 and State Anti-Deficiency Laws

Posted by Mirela Monte on June 27th, 2008 3:03 AM

1031 Exchanges - An Exchange May Still Be Necessary, Even in a Declining Market

Posted by Mirela Monte on June 19th, 2008 1:41 PM

Short Sales, Foreclosures and REO's... Part 2

Posted by Mirela Monte on June 13th, 2008 11:25 AM

Short Sales, Foreclosures and REO's

Posted by Mirela Monte on June 12th, 2008 10:47 PM

The doom & gloom of our market is the sunshine of my investors...

Posted by Mirela Monte on June 11th, 2008 12:55 AM

Recovering from Bankruptcy

Posted by Mirela Monte on June 10th, 2008 2:35 PM

What I've Learned From My Rich Clients:

Posted by Mirela Monte on June 10th, 2008 1:10 AM

Myrtle Beach... Stop by for a Quickie Photo Tour! You Will Not Regret It!

Posted by Mirela Monte on June 6th, 2008 2:17 PM

Are We Putting Deals Together, but not Closing Them Because of Financing?

Posted by Mirela Monte on June 6th, 2008 1:37 AM

Myrtle Beach Condos For Sale: All 7,740 of Them!

Posted by Mirela Monte on June 4th, 2008 9:39 PM

May 2008

Myrtle Beach Oceanfront: Red Hot Again!

Posted by Mirela Monte on May 31st, 2008 11:46 AM

Only In America...

Posted by Mirela Monte on May 29th, 2008 3:13 PM

Million Dollar Homes In North Myrtle Beach

Posted by Mirela Monte on May 9th, 2008 1:28 AM

Dr. Gino Answers Your Health & Diet Questions

Posted by Mirela Monte on May 1st, 2008 2:09 PM

April 2008

My Daughter Got Baptized

Posted by Mirela Monte on April 30th, 2008 8:09 PM

Please Help!

Posted by Mirela Monte on April 2nd, 2008 2:25 PM

March 2008

Save Thousands of Dollars By Segmenting Depreciation Deductions

Posted by Mirela Monte on March 18th, 2008 11:06 PM

Myrtle Beach Real Estate Activity Breaking News

Posted by Mirela Monte on March 18th, 2008 2:47 PM

Little River - Longs, SC, Home Sales - February 2008

Posted by Mirela Monte on March 10th, 2008 4:58 PM

Baywatch Resort - The Fantasy vs. The Reality:

Posted by Mirela Monte on March 6th, 2008 8:55 PM

Myrtle Beach Oceanfront Condos - Sales For February 2008

Posted by Mirela Monte on March 3rd, 2008 11:54 PM

February 2008

The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)

Posted by Mirela Monte on February 21st, 2008 2:47 PM

I Speak Canadian and Other Loonie Tales...

Posted by Mirela Monte on February 19th, 2008 11:35 PM

Myrtle Beach Oceanfront Condos - January 2008 Market Report

Posted by Mirela Monte on February 19th, 2008 1:34 AM

North Myrtle Beach Oceanfront Condos - January 2008 Report

Posted by Mirela Monte on February 14th, 2008 9:54 PM

Renting Out a Second Home While Keeping Your Sanity - Wall Street Journal Article

Posted by Mirela Monte on February 6th, 2008 8:25 PM

January 2008

An Oceanfront Condo For $ 69,000? Yup!

Posted by Mirela Monte on January 29th, 2008 9:41 PM

What's a Buyer To Do In This Market? BUY! BUY! BUY!

Posted by Mirela Monte on January 29th, 2008 1:46 AM

I Liked My Job Better Before...

Posted by Mirela Monte on January 18th, 2008 2:02 AM

What Else Do You Expect For 50 Cents?

Posted by Mirela Monte on January 16th, 2008 4:38 PM

Wondering What Your Home Is Worth?

Posted by Mirela Monte on January 14th, 2008 5:20 PM

Why Land, Why Now?

Posted by Mirela Monte on January 12th, 2008 5:44 PM

Colonial Charters in Little River / Longs, SC

Posted by Mirela Monte on January 9th, 2008 12:50 AM

The Secret To Your Success:

Posted by Mirela Monte on January 8th, 2008 12:41 AM

Mr. and Mrs. Buyer, "IF" I Agree To Accept You as my Client, Here is What You Need To Do:

Posted by Mirela Monte on January 4th, 2008 7:53 PM

What Is A Short Sale?

Posted by Mirela Monte on January 3rd, 2008 8:32 PM

Upending a Mortgage - How To Do It

Posted by Mirela Monte on January 2nd, 2008 7:41 PM

G R A T I T U D E

Posted by Mirela Monte on January 2nd, 2008 1:25 AM

December 2007

Travel Solo To Your Real Estate Nirvana !

Posted by Mirela Monte on December 29th, 2007 2:27 PM

Myrtle Beach Real Estate Sales for the 4-th Quarter of 2007

Posted by Mirela Monte on December 28th, 2007 10:09 PM

2007 Home Sales In Princeton Place, Little River, SC

Posted by Mirela Monte on December 28th, 2007 3:21 AM

It's A Wonderful Life!

Posted by Mirela Monte on December 27th, 2007 12:47 AM

The Magic Gift

Posted by Mirela Monte on December 24th, 2007 1:42 AM

A 70 Year Loan? I'll Be 110 By The Time I Finish Paying It Off...

Posted by Mirela Monte on December 21st, 2007 2:19 PM

Are Foreclosures Worth The Risk?

Posted by Mirela Monte on December 21st, 2007 2:40 AM

The Question Is Not: “Can You Afford To?” The Question Is: “Can You Afford Not To?”

Posted by Mirela Monte on December 17th, 2007 9:12 PM

November 2007

Myrtle Beach Real Estate Sales for October 2007

Posted by Mirela Monte on November 19th, 2007 11:32 PM

North Myrtle Beach Home Sales for October 2007

Posted by Mirela Monte on November 17th, 2007 12:52 AM

My Favorite Quotes

Posted by Mirela Monte on November 7th, 2007 4:05 PM

October 2007

Make A Difference!

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 30th, 2007 8:50 PM

12 Closing Gifts in Real Bad Taste:

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 25th, 2007 11:42 PM

Buy One Home per Year!

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 23rd, 2007 11:31 PM

Land Minefield... What every Buyer should know about Land Transactions....

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 22nd, 2007 9:43 PM

Little River, SC, Homes Sales for September 2007

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 11th, 2007 10:34 PM

Yes, Mr. Seller, you should have accepted $ 175,000!

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 10th, 2007 11:56 PM

Buying Investment Property In Myrtle Beach... Things To Consider:

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 9th, 2007 5:41 PM

The Down Market: Perfect for Intrepid Agents

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 8th, 2007 6:37 PM

Sun News Article - Home sales slide to 2004 pace

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 5th, 2007 7:31 PM

Safety Tips

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 4th, 2007 1:51 PM

Should I make an offer?

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 3rd, 2007 2:23 PM

Listing Agents in La-La Land

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 2nd, 2007 10:43 AM

North Myrtle Beach Condo Sales - Third Quarter 2007

Posted by Mirela Monte on October 1st, 2007 1:47 PM

Myrtle Beach Real Estate

What do they call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

What's red and white and falls down the chimney?
Santa Klutz!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

What did Santa Claus say to all the toys on Christmas Eve?
"Okay everybody! Time to hit the sack!"

What happens when an Irish Setter and a Pointer kiss under
the mistletoe?
You get a Pointsetter.

Where do elves go to vote?
The North Poll.

Why does Scrooge love all of Santa's reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.

What kind of motorcycle does Santy ride?
A "Holly" Davidson!

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the
usual: "And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a
minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up??
Santa! The other two don't exist.

Myrtle Beach Real Estate

What do they call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

What's red and white and falls down the chimney?Santa Klutz!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.What did Santa Claus say to all the toys on Christmas Eve? "Okay everybody! Time to hit the sack!" What happens when an Irish Setter and a Pointer kiss under the mistletoe? You get a Pointsetter.

Where do elves go to vote? The North Poll.

Why does Scrooge love all of Santa's reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him.

What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.

What kind of motorcycle does Santy ride?A "Holly" Davidson!

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked theusual: "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for aminute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up??Santa! The other two don't exist.