Myrtle Beach Real Estate

12 Closing Gifts In Real Bad Taste:

1.                  Box of Kleenex and a bottle of Prozac (especially not appropriate if the Seller brought money to closing).

2.                  A big jar of Vaseline (especially inappropriate if the Seller brought money to closing).

3.                  A copy of the movie “The Money Pit” with Tom Hanks (especially inappropriate for first time buyers, or buyers of old homes).

4.                  A gift basket of Roach Motel and Mouse traps.

5.                  A year’s supply of Tilex, and a $ 25 gift certificate to “The Mold Doctor”.

6.                  A bottle of Viagra and a year’s subscription to Match.com (especially wrong in a “divorce sale”).

7.                  A set of curtains for the front windows (especially inappropriate for a new home buyer...  I mean, most of them use bed sheets nowadays...)

8.                  A set of flea traps.

9.                  A copy of the book: “When Bad Things Happen To Good People” (in bad taste for both Buyer and Seller, but for different reasons).

10.              A long rope.  Especially bad in conjunction with Prozac and a 2-story home purchase.

11.              Coupon for a complimentary EXORCISM.

12.              Mouthwash and deodorant.  Maybe your best friend won’t tell you, but your agent will...